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🕷️ shhh… don’t wake polyester-man 🕸️ 🤫 sneak around while polyester-man is sleeping 🎒 steal his important gadgets to weaken his connection to our universe 👂 every step makes noise, so try not to be that teammate 😱 if he wakes up… run. he did not put on the suit to negotiate 🏠 bring the stolen items to the drop-off before he catches you 🏆 escape with the loot, earn cash, and pretend the whole thing was worth it (this game is satire btw)